July 2012
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Jul 16th
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Jul 5th
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December 2011
28 posts
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Yo mommas so old..
she might die soon.
Dec 29th
9 notes
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What do you call a mexican driving a plane?
A pilot. 
Dec 29th
58 notes
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in...
Get in the car.
Dec 29th
8 notes
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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Brittney...
Because he’s dead. 
Dec 29th
9 notes
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How do you get a clown off a swing?
You hit him with an axe. 
Dec 29th
19 notes
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If life throws you melons..
You might be dyslexic. 
Dec 29th
5 notes
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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas...
He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
Dec 28th
119 notes
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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex...
Well its not going to happen so i dont see the point in giving this a name. 
Dec 28th
3 notes
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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.
Dec 28th
6 notes
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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another to hold the ladder so the first man doesnt fall and hurt himself.
Dec 28th
207 notes
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Whar do you call a man with no arms and legs water...
I don’t know, but that seems like a highly improbable circumstance. 
Dec 28th
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A horse walked into a bar..
Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation
Dec 28th
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Three blind mice walk into a pub...
They are all unaware of their surroundings so to derive humor from this would be exploitative. 
Dec 27th
108 notes
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
Dec 27th
83 notes
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What does an eagle and a mole have in common?
They both live underground. Apart from the eagle. 
Dec 27th
169 notes
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So a man walks into a bar...
Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.
Dec 27th
104 notes
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How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Dec 27th
2 notes
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO! It’s Patrick!!!!
Dec 27th
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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for...
Cancer.
Dec 27th
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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with...
Dec 27th
11 notes
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follow this daring lady →
Dec 27th
2 notes
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentinent thus incapable of feeling fear.
Dec 27th
3 notes
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac...
They were my friends.
Dec 27th
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What's green and has wheels?
Weed, i lied about the wheels.
Dec 27th
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get...
Dec 27th
13 notes
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus
Dec 27th
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Dec 27th
8 notes
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Why did Suzie fall out of the swing?
because she had no arms
Dec 27th